Girls Are Evil...So Says Boy

This morning my 19 year old aide, a student at a local college, walked in an hour late. I turned around and gave him the evil eyebrow, saying, "Well, look who decided to show up." I proceeded to bitch him out about being late on Tuesday also, and he pretty much blew me off. Now, please understand that he is a cool cat, and we spend most of our time chatting and joking around, so when I am bitching at him it is all good natured.

Anyway. I hand him a project I want him to do that is kinda a pain in the ass. He is irritated but I make him do it anyway. He looks at me and says, "Have you seen the equation that proves girls are evil?"

Again the evil eyebrow. "No. What do you mean?"

Well, here it is:

Girls= time X money
Time is money, therefore
Time=money
Girls= (money)^2
Money is the root of evil, so
Money=(evil)^(1/2)
Girls=[(evil)^(1/2)]^2
Girls=evil

It looks much clearer when you can use the square root sign instead of those carrots, but there it is folks. Proof that girls are evil.