I Sure Went to School for the Wrong Job...

As I sat flipping through my students' emergency cards, I noticed the employer of one of their dads sounded like a law firm a friend works for.

"Hey, Noah," I say, "What does your dad do?"

"He goes to the office."

"Yes, but what does he do there?"

Noah stops coloring, looks up at me like I am the stupidest person alive and says,"He signs papers."


Damn. Wonder how much that job pays?