Back off!

What is it with people? There I am, standing in the incredibly long 15 items or less line at my local Safeway. I am seriously like 10 people back, waiting. All I have in my hand is a package of chicken, trying to cook dinner for someone special. The minutes are ticking by. Finally, a manager comes along and whisks me away to a newly opened checkstand. I am standing at the ATM doo-dad, trying to pay. The woman standing behind me is breathing down my neck. She is practically on top of me, standing right exactly next to me. I actually had to cover the keypad as I entered my password. Truthfully, I wanted to check her hockey style into the the gum and candy stand. Jeez (to be said Long Duck Dong Sixteen Candles Style.)