The Joy of the Holidays

This Saturday, the day after the Hell of classroom holiday parties are over, I get to attend a "grown-up" party with all of my friends...and three (yes, I said three) of my ex-boyfriends. How did I get so lucky this holiday season? Well, it seems as if my life plays out like an episode (season more like it) of 90210: I am working my way through dating all of my guy friends. Ha Ha.

So, the party. First, we have someone I will call "the buddy." He is not really an issue. We dated 11 years ago (good Lord!) and so there is no weirdness. Then, we have "the Asshole." This one is absolutely unbelieveable, and a complete pain in the ass. I will definitely need to spend the night avoiding getting trapped by him. And finally, "the magician" (based on his amazing ability to completely disappear with a snap of his fingers). Now, this guy is the most recent, and the breakup is still fresh. This will be the first time we see each other, which means all of our friends will be watching and very wary of the situaution.

Nothing I can do. Except look hot, and DRINK!