People tell me they have a hard time relating to my job. Here's why:

I was walking through my classroom today when I heard a sudden chorus of "EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" I stopped dead in my tracks and turned around. 19 pairs of eyes were all staring in one direction. "What? What happened?" I say to the boy who had captured their attention. His big brown eyes focus on me. "Nothing," he says matter of factly, "I'm just picking my nose."