New Year's Resolutions

If there is one thing I detest about New Year's, it is Resolutions. Particularly of the "I will go to the gym" type. What this means is that my gym will be a cluster fuck from now until the beginning of March, when those resolutions crumble into nothing. There will be no parking, all of the treadmills will be taken, and forget trying to use the weight machines.

Here is what I propose:
1. All those who do not attend the gym 12 months out of the year have to go during certain hours, like 10am-2pm, when everyone has to work.

OR

2. People who do attend the gym 12 months out of the year are allowed to kick-off the New Year's people from any machine, until said New Year's people have come regularly for at least 6 months.

I know it doesn't seem all that supportive, but it is hard trying to leave work by 3 to "beat the crowds." BAH!