Just So That Jimbo and GMP Will Quit Bitching At Me...


My life is just not that exciting anymore. After the debauchery of SoS, the fall just can't compete. Here's what I have for ya:

*As you know, I moved into my new apartment in September. I ordered new living room furniture that was supposed to be delivered the day after I moved in. After three cancellations and two months of sitting on my living room floor, the furniture arrived last week, a mere two months late. Having let go of my bitterness and resentment towards the furniture company (you WON'T love it at Levitz) I have decided I love my couches. Since they have arrived, I have added a few pictures on the wall, a new plant, and some candles to make my new home all cozy. I have also taken to doing some weird things. For example, I sit on different couch cushions so that one won't get worn down more than the others. I look at things on the wall from all angles, almost as if I am "spying" on my pictures. Really. I have this idea that if I narrow my eyes and look at a picture from a different angle, I may "catch" it not looking so good. Sigh. I really need to get out more.

*My student teacher is STILL doing her solo stint in my classroom, which means I am STILL sitting on my ass in the office. I have finished my report cards, which is a plus, but I think I am beginning to forget my student's names and I have no idea what to do when I finally DO return to the classroom. I have enjoyed being the office disciplinarian, however. Making kids cry can sometimes help a bad mood.

*Why do late night phone calls turn me on so much? And exactly when did I get so old that I could SLEEP RIGHT THROUGH IT?????? Oh well, at least I can save the message to make the moment last. (Roll eyes here)

*As you can see, life is pretty boring right now. Have you figured out that I have had a fairly sober week? I will start hitting the bottle again so I can keep you amused with stories of my singleton life.