Size DOES Matter

Recently Boomer tried to get his nipples pierced. He and a few buddies headed to the nipple piercing store only to be told by the nipple piercing man that their nipples were, in fact, too small to be pierced. Boomer was crushed, and did what all men do when faced with such disappointment - he called my mother to complain about his tiny nipples.

As it was the weekend of his high school graduation, I had the good fortune of being at my mother's house when this occurred. When he returned home that evening, with his girlfriend in tow, I immediately pulled up his shirt and started examining his baby nipples and teased him mercilessly.

The next morning I woke up and plodded to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I looked in the mirror and noticed that my own nipples were quite hard and protruding through my tank top. I went directly into Boomer's room and pointed at my chest.

"Now THESE are nipples!"