Quote of the Weekend

This weekend's gems both come from Craig, who got stinking drunk and cracked (at least) himself up.

1. "The priests loved me man. On my first day (as an altar boy) I came right in and started taking off all my clothes."

2. "So I put all my money in my money belt - 'cause, you know, it's not just the pick-pockets. It's you when you're drunk."