ACTUAL Letter to an Incoming First Grader
Dear First Grader,
Whoever you are, I don't mind. But don't be shy, nervous, or scared. If you haven't known Miss C. I will tell you a little about her. She is a nice, friendly teacher. She is not married so if you find a man show him to Miss C. Plus Miss C. is mean when you are talking too much. But guess what, first grade is all about learning how to listen.
From,
J
Second Grader
2 Comments:
You even have your students pimping for you.
Did student J write your match.com profile too?
They are right, though you are nice and friendly and you do get mean if I talk too much. :)
by the way, this post made me cry from laughter
Doood! Miss Claire needs a man too! Its time for me to teach your Spectra Art again my friend.
Your not mean when I talk to much, thats because generally no one is paying attention when I am talking. Not unless I start my sentance with "Listen you fuckers"
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