29 Questions

My students (sorry, Jimbo...another kid post) like to keep up on what's going on in my life. Particularly my dating life. They know I have been dating someone new the last month or so, and each day they are full of questions for me. One Friday they hammered away at me all day. Here is what they wanted to know:

1. What is a boyfriend?
2. What is an ex-boyfriend?
3. Is he kind?
4. What does he look like?
5. Is he cute?
6. Did I kiss him?
7. How old is he?
8. Is he hot?
9. Does he like me?
10.Is he strong?
11. Is he athletic?
12. Does he smell good?
13. Does he like ice cream?
14. What is his favorite car?
15. Does he have a dog, or any pet?
16. How many cars does he have?
17. Does he like stickers?
18. How much does he like me?
19. Does he wear a bowtie?
20.Does he use soap to wash his hands?
21. Does he want to marry me?
22. Does he date other girls?
23. Does he bring flowers to other girls? (uh...does he bring flowers to ME?)
24. Does he like horses?
25. Does he like little chicks?
26. Does he like kissing?
27. Does he like making cards for me?
28. What did he dress as last Halloween?
29. And does he like children? Especially first graders?

I am considering using this line of questioning on my dates from now on. After all, I think it is important to know whether one uses soap to wash their hands, and if they wear a bowtie.